May 2012
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No cute girls come through the creamery.
I assume they’re all broke. Or they don’t have a boyfriend to pay for them.
Or they’re too focused on having that “~$uMm3r b0d~”
LOL
So lately I’ve been missing how it feels to have someone to call mine.
Then I look at my bank account and it completely goes away.
Lol, I need a fwb or something.
debbiedebz:
10knotes:
napoleon bonaparte
more like napoleon BORN2PARTY
OMGG
So I live behind the elementary school I used to attend. They’re having their end of the year bash and “Yeah” by Usher comes on.
I hear kids go “OHHHH!” Then the next thing I see is a group of kids in the field krumping and grinding on each other. /)_(\
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People who properly learned “should/would/could have” instead of “should/would/could of” >
I like y’all.
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Listen
April 2012
The beat is raw.
I’m on to other girls, I don’t want...
In high school, I honestly feel like I was built solely on reputation.
The secret to getting me to like you.
kristheoo:
Food
Nudes
same
Oh, so yesterday at work, a little girl came up to the side of the stones and asked me, “Excuse me! How do you make ice cream?” So I explained it to her.
Then she was like, “Aww, I wish I could work here!” So I asked her, “How old are you?” Then she held up four fingers.
Then I told her, “You can start working here in 12 years! (:” Then we both...
Ariana Grande is so fucking cute. Omg.
Seeing all the 2012 kids going to prom makes me highkey miss high school. Damn. Can never get those years back.
Twitter and Instagram are like my new replacements for Tumblr.
I don't just "enter" a room.
dee-row:
I fucking arrive.
Mercy.
How does Twitter have the audacity to state which people are similar to me…
March 2012
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The most common lie I’ll ever say is, “I’m broke.”
Useful tactic to save money.
Love.
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Even though I got a B on my second English paper, I’m not proud of finishing it within 8 hours before it was due.
Okay, maybe a little. But I don’t want that cockiness to get to my head. I should really stop doing papers hours before they’re due.
I remember seeing my homie tweet about how one of the greatest feelings ever is to come home and switch from jeans to basketball shorts.
Man, that shit rocks. This is probably the male equivalent to a girl taking off her bra after a long day. Omqq.
I’ve always wanted to travel the world, but I’m broke. So I used Google maps. Just got a close up view of the Eiffel Tower. *smirk*
My 7th-8th grade username for online sites used to be “Pn0yGaNgStA”
Hahahahahahaha
I caress the pussy up, up, up, up, up, up, up.
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calls grocery store
me: do you have cotton balls
worker: yes
me: does it tickle when u walk
worker: -hangs up-
Mmmm.
Omg.
So my cousin posted a picture of four different foods on Facebook captioned, “What should I eat first?” I was about to respond with, “Dat pussay” but then I realized he’s only 12.
Bad Kevin.
Just paid a visit to my old MySpace.
O.
m.
g.
I really wish that segment of my life never happened, but all in all, it made me better.
jonathanpham:
Mark Morrison | Return of the...
Man, work was so crazy today. There was a fundraiser for the elementary school I went to, and people were lined up past the outside of the door.
What’s even more crazy is that I was working with my 4th grade teacher. That is all. This is pointless. Kbye.
disabledporn:
Ladies when you catch a guy staring at ur chest he is not looking at your boobs he is staring into ur heart
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