Kevz.

Music Douches.

fuckyeahpsteezy:

A MusicDouche is Someone who thinks their music is better than everyone elses. Or “I was on that nigga before everybody start listening to him.” Or “i dont listen to them no more cuz everybody else does.” Or hating on mainstream music, and NEW music.

I admit, Throughout highschool I have been guilty of this. Perhaps even after Highschool.. But im proud to say ive grown out of it. If u like certain music, cool. Share that shit. Listen with other people, even if they were “late” on it. Who fuckin cares its music. Listen to something because you like it, and vibe with others… Music is MEANT to be shared and spread. And stop hating on new music… Its cool to appreciate classics but dont shut the door on new shit. Cuz the new shit of today, is the old shit of tomorrow. Give new music a chance.. Broaden your horizons and Stay Relevant, it keeps you young.

Word.

*Fast food drive through*

“Hi! May I have a cheeseburger without the cheese?”
“… You mean a hamburger?”
“No. I want a cheeseburger without the cheese. Thank you.”

I’m a genius.

So I got pulled over because I was on the phone while driving. The cop walked up to my car and asked, “You know what I’m pulling you over for, right?” I was like, “No, not really. I was calling you guys! Man, you guys are fast.” He was confused and let me go. I’m a thug.